January 2012
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I feel like my 10 year old crush on Josh Hutcherson is coming back…
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December 2011
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I’m getting whiteboywasted tonight!!!11!!!!1
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why do people from other countries say ‘maths’ instead of ‘math’?
America: I suck at math.
Places that aren’t America: I suck at maths.
why.
pollofritooo:
00sjams:
THIS. MOVIE. No one remembers it when I bring it up, but it was so good!
^^^^^
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omg i want salsaritas. they have the only guacamole i like and the most delicious quesodillas ugh fuck.
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Anonymous asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tagging back. :)
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Justin Bieber-Be Alright (Live)
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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#beyoncebeingahoodrat
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omg those trojan commercials are so punny.
“so thin, you can’t wait to get it on.”
get it on, like putting it on your dick
and then get it on like sex.
“trojan vibrations: find out what all the buzz is about.”
all the buzz, like all the chatter,why people are talking.
and buzz, because it’s a vibrator
lolololol
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